“I know of a woman with whom you’ve had sexual intercourse… I too have had sexual intercourse with said woman and she complained to me about your less-than-exemplary performance in bed. She wen’t on to explain to me in graphic detail the dimensions and particulars of your genitals and I tell you what she said is not very generous, sir.”
Shout out to Aunonna on bringing this to my attention. Absolutely hilarious!
Hollerate!